Present Traits Defined: Gen Alpha Normalizing Farts, ‘Meltmaxxxing,’ ‘Polyphonic Notion’
Time isn’t actually a flat circle; it’s a spiral downward, with every revolution taking you farther from understanding what 16-year-olds are speaking about. “The hell is ‘dwerking’?” I hear you ask your self. “Is ‘polyphonic notion’ a well being situation?” you proceed. “And why aren’t kids laughing at farts anymore!?” you ask plaintively, a single…